YellowishAro

bytebun

captain-lovelace

Pinned Post I should turn /this/ into my pinned post instead let's do it

kittenlzlz

tinagodiva

Cinque Terre, Italy 🇮🇹

aroacevaljean

catfindr

Source: petfinder.com

bunjywunjy

wingdingos

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

labpracticum

lynati

Anonymous asked:

What is your Hogwarts house?

bramblepatch answered:

Actually I’ve already processed all five stages of grief in regards to a beloved author from my childhood very publicly making the jump from “milquetoast liberal with unexamined biases” to “actively dangerous bigot who will double down into perpetuity” and will no longer be basing any part of my identity on her intellectual property! Thanks for asking!

zombeesknees

#perfectly articulated

lynati

Anonymous asked:

baby mayhem really does look like she's saying 'twas i who set the fire' every time she's in front of the last sequoia.

hellenhighwater answered:

That’s actually just her default expression.

Sleeping like she’s satisfied by every crime she commits.

cats

lynati

depsidase

derinthescarletpescatarian

My father is a classic layabout lazy bastard. He's the guy that people try to stereotype people on benefits as when they call them "dole bludgers". Sits in a filthy house all day whining that his wife won't clean it up, gets a great idea for a new business every few months and gives up after two weeks when it becomes clear that starting a business is hard, does everything he can to avoid doing a single scrap of work in life, uselessly drags his feet when the government forces him to actually do some.

Or at least, he was, until about three years ago, when he was sent off to do mandatory Work for the Dole at a volunteer organisation. He'd done a lot of Work for the Dole in the past, of course, and like most people who are forced to do a shitty job under the threat of starvation, was neither enthusiastic nor particularly useful. But in this particular place, he was given a job that he could do better than anyone else (he was one of 2 men working with a legion of elderly women, and the only person able to easily haul around the heavy goods that the organisation works with). He quickly found himself with a job he could understand, he could see the clear utility in, and that his coworkers greatly valued him for. He started arriving on time every day, putting in the effort, getting shit done. He started caring about the results. And when his Work for the Dole time was up, he kept volunteering.

He's one of two people paid to work in that warehouse now (the other person being the manager), and he's a lynchpin of activity there, their sole regular and reliable source of physical labour. When he takes holidays, they have to plan around it, because his consistent hard work has become such a critical asset to their work. And he's not taking nearly as many holidays as he should -- he works extra unpaid hours, lifts loads that are somewhat heavier than he should be lifting, shoulders the work of others when they need breaks, and we all have to urge him to take more days off for his health since he's not a young man any more. For my entire life this man has been a pile of old mud in the shape of a human, and the instant he found a job that fulfils his needs, he won't fucking stop. He's gonna die in that warehouse and die happy.